Oh Yes They Did: Amy Winehouse and Kevin Federline decide to be designers
6th January, 2009 - By Colleen NikaPosted in Celebrities, Designers, Gossip, Misc, Oops
Barely five days into the new year, we’ve already received a premature reminder of the embarrassingly inevitable: in 2009, a new crop of opportunists will make hilariously ill-advised forays into the realm of “celebrity fashion design”, a phenomena that by now serves as its own punchline. The culprits this week? Why, British songstress Amy Winehouse and Kevin Federline — that’s right the fallen “Fed-Ex” himself. Considering that the novelty of celebrities dabbling in “crafts” outside their comfort zone died back in 2006, it only seems fitting that the “trainwrecks” and “has-beens” would belatedly hop on board the bandwagon of the “singers who sew”.
First up, the lesser of two evils: Amy. Fred Perry, an iconic British sportswear label we happen to like a lot, is rumored to be interested in having The Wino guest design a capsule collection for them in the near future. As she has currently put the brakes on her third album, she might actually have time — between rehab and detox — to throw something eccentrically, quintessentially British together for the line. And we actually don’t mind this development, should it prove to be true. In her own harrowing, kooky way, Winehouse actually possesses a distinct visual identity, as iconic as it is unhealthy. She’d do scooter boots and Northern Soul minis justice.








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